Can you tell we’re getting [our stomachs] ready for Valentine’s Day? Once you’re done drooling, click on the pictures to see the source for each one!

I’ll have a Picasso sandwich, easy on the blue period.

I’ll have a Picasso sandwich, easy on the blue period.

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Suitable for ages 12+. Hmm. 
Problem 1: Nobody (usually) gets facial hair at age 12. Are we serving up false hope on a silver platter? paper plate?
Problem 2: Do 12 year olds still eat peanut butter and jelly? Isn’t that cafeteria faux pas?
Problem 3: I don’t own one of these.

Suitable for ages 12+. Hmm. 

Problem 1: Nobody (usually) gets facial hair at age 12. Are we serving up false hope on a silver platter? paper plate?

Problem 2: Do 12 year olds still eat peanut butter and jelly? Isn’t that cafeteria faux pas?

Problem 3: I don’t own one of these.

Holy guacamole, I want this right meow.

Holy guacamole, I want this right meow.

Playing with your food is legal in all 50 [nifty] states! Get your famished phalanges on some flatware and get to fixin’!

Yo! Avocado! Sink your teeth into THIS!

Yo! Avocado! Sink your teeth into THIS!