What causes morning sickness? 

If only it were that easy in real life!

Pregnancy timelapse by http://bit.ly/1aTNnym

Pregnancy Valentines! Although I’m not sure I’d have the same appreciation for dad-to-be Valentines…

Source: pregnantchicken.com

An awesome way to announce a baby on the way!
Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17cxbh/how_my_friend_decided_to_break_the_news_to_the/

An awesome way to announce a baby on the way!

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/17cxbh/how_my_friend_decided_to_break_the_news_to_the/

1) I’m thankful for the title of this cover because otherwise we’d be watching an episode of this: http://tlc.howstuffworks.com/tv/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant

2) Why is a guy singing? Great, now this? http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/

3) I still prefer this version… but I’m PBS biased: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWF86D_UNxc

Thanks, but no thanks… 

Would you ever give* these cards to someone you know?

*By give, I mean post on a friend’s facebook wall because it alludes to some inside joke you two have even though that friend is definitely not pregnant. You know it’s true.

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The video that’s sweeping the nation: “Girl gets really full without even eating.”

Just kidding, she’s pregnant and it’s beautiful. Check it out!

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So, the most disturbing thing about this is that Barbie can’t breastfeed because she has no nipples………………………………………..right?

I think the word “OY” sufficiently sums this* up.

*This is not real. Well, Midge was… but her “Ken” and other children were sold separately. 

Interesting. Not the way I would have categorized it, but then again, someone could very well yell, “IT’S ALIVE!” in the birthing room and be right.

Interesting. Not the way I would have categorized it, but then again, someone could very well yell, “IT’S ALIVE!” in the birthing room and be right.

I recently boasted that I had found the most “interesting” ways to announce a pregnancy. I lied. [See video.]

Photos from my new book*, “How to break unexpected news to unsuspecting others when you’re expecting.” 

*No such book exists - and probably never will.

May your weekend PLANS be full of SURPRISES!

May your weekend PLANS be full of SURPRISES!