B-B-B-But why is it omly Wenz-day?
(Source: everythingispossibleinthisworld)
Wayne’s World! Potty Time! Excellent!
Remember this line? Definitely about moms…
Garth: Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you’re gonna hurl?
Wayne: I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she’s yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.
(Source: lifestylesofateenager)
Go ahead, try me Monday morning! Do your worst.
