Have you heard the story of this girl, ahem, “princess” yet? 
So cute! For little cylinders…

So cute! For little cylinders…

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If at first you don’t succeed, burp, burp, burp again.

If at first you don’t succeed, burp, burp, burp again.

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Typical behavior of children experiencing “the cooties stage.”

I give you, “When push comes to shove.”

Typical behavior of children experiencing “the cooties stage.”

I give you, “When push comes to shove.”

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Was this* anybody else’s “Take Your Child to Work Day?”

*All of these combined 

In an Oscar-worthy performance, Kirsten defies the bowl’s brute strength to help clear the table. (AKA how I feel everytime I’m asked to clean up.)

People generally think it’s cute when babies talk, but this new app called “Wee Mail” miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight just make you rethink your stance on gibberish. Or laugh. Either way. 

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No, this is not the 4 year old Mensa inductee (http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/04/16/four-year-old-girl-with-sky-high-iq-joins-mensa/)

but she’s pretty close! And pretty cute!

Good Morning and good Monday to all. I’d like to start out the week by making a point… actually, 15,000 of them. 
Enjoy! 

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Go on! It’s Friday! GET OUTTA HERE!

Go on! It’s Friday! GET OUTTA HERE!

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She might need to change her campaign if she wants more than “reading” to vote for her. If not, she has a promising career as an elementary school lunch-recess aide ahead of her.

By the way, I’m not naming any names COUGHkeriaCOUGH but some people COUGH K-E-R-I-A COUGH should really leave her tattoos alone.

She might need to change her campaign if she wants more than “reading” to vote for her. If not, she has a promising career as an elementary school lunch-recess aide ahead of her.

By the way, I’m not naming any names COUGHkeriaCOUGH but some people COUGH K-E-R-I-A COUGH should really leave her tattoos alone.

I’ve ALWAYS wanted to be friends with a Leprechaun! She will be sorely disappointed when she finds out there is no treasure - a situation which is NOT, in fact, magically delicious. 

Well played, Ainsley… well played.

Well played, Ainsley… well played.

Enjoy this Friday… if it were up to this little girl, it may be your last. 

Muahahah