Do the dolls have tires for limbs?
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Do the dolls have tires for limbs?

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Does this make anyone else feel old? Like, REALLY old?

Does this make anyone else feel old? Like, REALLY old?

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So, this is a real thing. Although it’s in Korean, you don’t need to speak Korean - or any language actually, to understand the concept of this “must-have” doll.

Good luck explaining to your child that a smiling chocolate chip is NOT in fact what comes out of there…

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Warning! This explains explicit material (not really). Viewer discretion is advised (seriously, I’m kidding).

I’d like to take this opportunity to congratulate Ken and Barbie on their nuptials. Although I have a few questions:

1) Where’s Skipper?

2) Why be together all this time and get married NOW?

While I don’t know where Skipper is, I can only imagine something went down… something bad. As for why they waited…here’s my best guess:

The picture they didn’t want you to see (excuse the nudity): Pregnant Barbie

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