It’s nowhere near Christmas, but there’s a LOT of pressure on Santa this year. We thought he might want to get a head start.
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It’s nowhere near Christmas, but there’s a LOT of pressure on Santa this year. We thought he might want to get a head start.

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So THAT’S the story of Christmas…

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Does this make anyone else feel old? Like, REALLY old?

Does this make anyone else feel old? Like, REALLY old?

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Find baking tips, recipe suggestions, and a holiday cutout cookie recipe from Gluten-free author and expert, Jeanne Sauvage.



Gluten-free Holiday Cutout Cookies: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2012/11/22/gluten-free-baking-for-the-holidays-cut-out-cookies/

Find baking tips, recipe suggestions, and a holiday cutout cookie recipe from Gluten-free author and expert, Jeanne Sauvage.

Gluten-free Holiday Cutout Cookies: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2012/11/22/gluten-free-baking-for-the-holidays-cut-out-cookies/

Seasons eatings! From snowflake sandwiches to a veggie tray tree, you can make any food into a festive decoration. And Rudolph pancakes? Unreal. 

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Adam Sandler couldn’t have said it better. Or could he?

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

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Please with cheese! Feed your family with this simply delicious and fabulously festive red and green holiday cheese plate.

For the full recipe and not just this appe-teaser, click here: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2011/12/19/pesto-goat-cheese-and-cranberry-topped-brie/

Please with cheese! Feed your family with this simply delicious and fabulously festive red and green holiday cheese plate.

For the full recipe and not just this appe-teaser, click here: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2011/12/19/pesto-goat-cheese-and-cranberry-topped-brie/

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Nifty (and thrifty) gifties! Check out radical recipes and packaging with pizzazz from: PBS Parents:

http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2011/12/15/diy-edible-gift-ideas-with-cute-packaging/

Seasons Eatings! You’re invited!

Meet and greet with these sweet treats. Indulge ‘til your pants bulge. Make these cookies like no holiday rookie. Put some lovin’ in the oven and insert dessert.

Anyway you say it (preferably the first way, and definitely not the second way) try out these tantalizingly tasty treats!

Where: http://www.pbs.org/parents/kitchenexplorers/2010/12/10/holiday-cookies-and-candy-virtual-treats-tray/

When: Now, tomorrow, anytime you have internet, really.

What: Well, nothing really. Just awesome recipes to serve at/bring to your holiday party this year!

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. For someone with the initials JK, I am 100% 98% not loling. If Santa brings anything to stuff your stocking with this year, I hope it’s an embryo so that you can play these cruel, mildly funny practical jokes on your own kids.  

If you recall his demonic and devilish Halloween prank (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YQpbzQ6gzs) I’m assuming your Christmas wish for JK will be the same. 

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I would hate love to see the equivalent for pets, animals and everything else that has toy-playing capabilities. And yes, that is a request, failblog.org

I would hate love to see the equivalent for pets, animals and everything else that has toy-playing capabilities. And yes, that is a request, failblog.org

Think twice before asking your children to write a holiday card. Think thrice about reading it. Don’t even think about giving it to the intended recipient… unless they have a bullet-proof sense of humor.

A Crayon and an Ice Cube Tray walk into a bar…

Wait, let me start over: Several Crayons and Tons of Heat walk into an Ice Cube Tray…

Creepin’ Crayola! I’m pathetic at punchlines. To avoid anymore bad jokes or awful alliterations (had to squeeze one more in!) follow this link and find out how to make this creative and colorful craft! (Sorry, alliterations always achieve access!) 

http://www.pbs.org/parents/craftapparent/2010/08/crayon-tastic.html

(This makes a great gift, too!)